(10 seconds later)
J: In about 100 meters you are going to turn left.
(5 seconds later)
J: You are now turning left.
K: Turning left. Check!
J: Now. You want to stay in the left hand lane here.
K: Left hand lane. Check!
J: There is a bicyclist coming up just ahead. Are you seeing that?
K: Seeing the bike. Check!
J: You are going to next be turning right in about 200 meters.
K: Fer Chrissake - am I driving with an anal retentive GPS unit!?!
J: Unlike SOME PEOPLE I take my navigational responsibilities seriously.
K: Unlike "some people"? Would "some people" be ME?
J: I'm just sayin' that when I'm navigating we get to where we're going without having to turn around a bazillion times.
K: I don't mind turning around. I like turning around.
J: Apparently. Because when you navigate we are always turning around. We are never knowing where we are going. And, what's with the annoying sounds you make when you should be looking at the map and telling me where to turn?
K: Telling you where to turn or telling you where to go?! And... those were not "annoying noises" they were helpful. I was simply simulating the tick-tock sound of the indicator to inform you that you needed to put it on and turn left.
J: Really?! Really?! I was supposed to know by the most ANNOYING SOUND EVER CREATED that I was to turn left?!? AND you don't even have the map out. EVER! No wonder you have no idea where we are.
K: That's all part of the adventure isn't it?
J: No. It's not. At least not when I'm driving. And, you can just shut it. Oh, and you are going to need to merge right in about 300 meters.
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